After learning that a pretty ingenue is going to the opening of a posh nightclub, Stuart manages to get on the guest list.
Wade hires a stretch limousine in an effort to win back his estranged wife, Marion.
Stuart has an encouraging first date with a yoga studio employee named Annie, but ends up becoming unhinged.
After learning that gay clubs are frequented by straight women, Stuart ditches Wade to tag along with Jessica to a gay club.
Stuart plans an epic pool party in hopes that a model he recently met will attend.
Stuart bonds with some construction workers who invite him to Long Beach with promises of meeting easy women.
Stuart tries to reconfigure the seating plan at a wedding after learning he won't be at a table with attractive, single women.
Stuart brags to anyone and everyone about his pending night out with Kimberly.