A suicidal chicken interrupts a wedding; aliens have to sleep with Jeff's mom to cure her cancer.
A drunk rhino tries to get into a charity organization; pranks are played on Gary.
A man dates a talking flashlight; aliens force Jeff to live as his ex-girlfriend for a day.
Jesus' water-into-wine miracle ends badly; a group of aliens visit Earth's most average guy.
A magical wheelchair takes a child on a debauched trip to Paris; Dick Genie helps Billy.
Dick Genie helps Billy lose his virginity; a Reverse Mail Order Bride from the U.S.
Larry David has lunch with Larry Flynt; an "Animal Hitman" takes out various pets; Gary's day out.
Jeff must find someone to have sex with to prevent aliens from destroying the planet.